The Bizarro Zombie Anthology That Wouldn't Die!

Hey everyone- I have a new story in an anthology! My story is titled "Mr. Lloyd at the Harborside Zombie Treatment Center," and the book is titled THE BIZARRO ZOMBIE ANTHOLOGY THAT WOULDN'T DIE! Includes a bunch of the top Bizarro authors, as well as some newer faces, such as myself.

So, you're so over the whole zombie thing, you say? Well, this ain't your mama's zombie anthology! This is a collection of BIZARRO stories... so we have space zombies, mushroom zombies, ink spewing religious zombies, a couple of zombie noirs, zombies hanging out in a dumpster discussing life, drug addicted zombies, extreme zombie sexcapades... and more!

This book will take you places you never thought existed and have you slapping your head in amazement. Check it out. No e-book, you gotta read in on paper.

Check out this gorgeous cover:

Order The Bizarro Zombie Athology That Wouldn't Die! here!

Zombies Helping to Make the World a Better Place

Zombies never get a break. Seems like everywhere they go, people try to kill them. I say let's give them another chance, because sometimes zombies even zombies have the right idea. Today a horde of zombies took to the streets to protest a protest by the execrable Westboro Baptist Church, as reported by the Huffington Post.

Zombie Protest 

To quote the article, in part:

A Westboro Baptist Church protest was overshadowed Friday when demonstrators dressed as zombies gathered at a DuPont, Wash. military base to counter the radical group's efforts.



After members of the controversial Kansas-based church announced plans to picket Joint Base Lewis-McChord, a military base south of Seattle, 27-year-old Melissa Neace decided to organize a counter-protest, launching a Facebook group titled "Zombie'ing Westboro Baptist Church AWAY from Fort Lewis!"



"We wanted to turn something negative around, into something people could laugh at and poke fun at," Neace told the News Tribune. "It was the easiest way to divert attention from something so hateful."

I think this is a fabulous idea! Someone should seriously organize this into a regular movement. Any time word gets out that the WBC will be protesting anything, they should be met by a horde of zombies who paw at them frantically crying "No brains!! No brains!!"

Zombies have a social conscience too!

And while we're on the subject of zombies, I have a fabulous gift suggestion for any zombie or zombie obsessed friends! Frozen Brain Slushie Notecards!

What delicious drink do zombie boy and girlfriends share on a date? Frozen brain slushies, of course! These elegant notecards depict a cute zombie couple sharing a frozen brain slushie.

Each card comes with a handy envelope and is only $2.50 plus 75 cents postage. You can order them here:

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